1.Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
2.A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
3.I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
4.If you're going through hell, keep going.
5.I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
6.We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
7.I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
8.It has been said that democracy is the worst form of governmentexcept all the others that have been tried.
9.Before we proceed further let us get one thing clear. Are we talking about the brown Indians in India, who have multiplied alarmingly under the benevolent British rule? Or are we speaking of the red Indians inAmerica who, I understand, are almost extinct?
10.History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
11.Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics - many times.
12.Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
13.Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
14.Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
15.I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
16.War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.
17.We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.
18.I do not see any other way of realizing our hopes about WorldOrganization in five or six days. Even the Almighty took seven.
19.Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.